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Joke of the Day – Friday, May 29th, 2020

Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.I asked: “What are you doing?”He said: “Working from home.”

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Joke of the Day – Thursday, May 28th

A man went to his doctor and said, “Help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is getting worse.” The doctor asked the man to look out the window. “Tell me what you see,” he said, pointing. “I see the sun,”

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Joke of the Day – Wednesday, May 27th, 2020

A man stops by his local florist shop to buy flowers for his new girlfriend. He asks the proprietor, “You know the expression, ‘You should say it with flowers’?” “How about three dozen of my finest roses?” the florist asks.

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Joke of the Day – Tuesday, May 26th, 2020

Boss says to his employee “Do you believe in life after death?” employee replies “Of course not it’s yet to be proven” Boss says “Well you better start believing, after you left work yesterday for your uncle’s funeral he came

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Joke of the Day – Monday, May 25, 2020

I used to be in a band called The Hinges… We opened for The Doors!

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Joke of the Day – Friday, May 22nd, 2020

Shop assistant: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Shop assistant: You didn’t even try it on? Psychic: I’m a medium.

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Joke of the Day – Thrusday, May 21st

I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X. I don’t know why.

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Joke of the Day – Wednesday, May 20th

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.

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Joke of the Day – May 19th, 2020

I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it.I said, “Yes, pump number six.”

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Joke of the Day – May 15th, 2020

A good bra is like a sheepdog.  It rounds them up and points them in the right direction”.

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Joke of the Day – May 14th, 2020

Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity… It’s about time!

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Joke of the Day – May 13th, 2020

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I keep thinking of myself like a pair of curtains!” Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

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Joke of the Day – May 12, 2020

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his head, “Not good, I can’t pay my bills, my health

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Joke of the Day-Monday, May 11th, 2020

A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic. A chicken walks up to him and says, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it.”

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Joke of the Day: Friday, May 8th, 2020

The man said “Doc, I think I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied “ Sorry I don’t follow you…”

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