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Joke of the Day – Tuesday, June 30th, 2020

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog. Doctor: Lie down on the couch and I’ll examine you. Patient: I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture.

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Joke of the Day – June 29th, 2020

Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband: “Nothing.” Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”

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Message from Mayor Barb Clumpus

Canada Day 2020 is truly unlike any other. We will miss the traditional annual celebrations in Meaford, Bognor, and Annan, the mass singing of Oh Canada, the fireworks that light up the night sky. This year of unprecedented change, has

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Glow Up Meaford for Canada Day!

Celebrate Canada Day a little differently this year, by giving your Christmas lights a second chance to shine! Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Municipality of Meaford’s usual Canada Day festivities have been cancelled for July 1st, 2020, including the

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How To: Practicing Firework Safety

With Canada Day approaching, the Municipality of Meaford would like to remind those that are looking to set off family fireworks as part of their celebrations to stay safe and celebrate responsibly. In our Municipality, family/consumer fireworks may only be

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Joke of the Day- Friday, June 26th, 2020

Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have? I planted myself on the sofa at the start of April and I’ve grown bigger ever since.

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Joke of the Day- Thursday, June 25th, 2020

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”

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Joke of the Day – Wednesday, June 24th, 2020

Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?” Student: “A drinking problem.”

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Joke of the Day – Tuesday, June 23rd, 2020

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: “Put it on my bill.”

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Jewel 99.3’s Open For Business

Jewel 99.3 loves to support local businesses. Check out which local businesses are OPEN FOR BUSINESS: The Frauxmagerie 43 Helen Street in Meaford The Frauxmagerie invites you to come discover their truly unique dairy-free cheese, made from plants. Order direct

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Joke of the Day – Monday, June 22nd, 2020

Husband: You will never succeed, in making that dog obey you. Wife: Nonsense! it’s only a matter of patience, remember I had a lot of trouble with you at first as well…

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UPDATE: Town Facilities, Parks, Trails & Beaches

The Town would like to emphasize that all Town-owned public washrooms remain closed. In addition, all common touchpoints are not sanitized. Please plan your visit accordingly.Closed Town FacilitiesThe following municipal facilities remain closed until further notice to ensure and encourage

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Joke of the day – Friday, June 19th, 2020

A father was teaching his 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. The daughter asked, “Do I click the square?” The father said, “Yes.” The daughter then wanted to know, “Single click or double click?”

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Joke of the Day – Thursday, June 18th, 2020

Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right leg.

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Joke of the Day – Wednesday, June 17, 2020

My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ___________.” His response: “Receipts.”

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