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Pancake Supper Fundraiser Tuesday, March 5th at Walter’s Falls

• The Walter’s Falls Community Centre, 104 Church Street, Walter’s Falls, is hosting a Pancake Supper Fundraiser on March 5th, Shrove Tuesday, from 5 pm to 7 pm • Enjoy pancakes, sausages, baked beans, and apple sauce, all while enjoying

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, February 19th, 2019

A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your dog was really into the

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Blue Mountain Toast Masters, Tuesday, February 12th At the L.E. Shore Memorial Library

• The Blue Mountains Toastmasters will be holding its third Speechcraft program commencing at 7pm on Tuesday, February 12th, at the L.E. Shore Memorial Library, Thornbury, and runs every Tuesday evening for 6 weeks. This program is designed to help

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, February 12th, 2019

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests, and second wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. “Walmart” the preacher exclaimed “why Walmart?”. “Well then I’ll be sure my daughters visit twice

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, February 5th, 2019

A woman comes home, screeching her car into the driveway and runs into the house. “Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!” Excited, the husband says “Oh my God, what should I pack, beach stuff or ski stuff?”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, January 29th, 2019

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, January 22nd, 2018

A woman called the airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board on her flight the following day. “Sure,” they said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” They further explained that the kennel needed

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For Youth Age 4-18: Wasaga Beach Minor Baseball League Registration, Tuesday, January 22nd

• Tuesday, January 22nd – The Wasaga Beach Minor Baseball League will be holding registration for players to sign up for the 2019 Season, at the Wasaga Beach RecPlex on Mosley Street, from 6 pm to 9 pm. • For

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, January 15th, 2019

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years

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Barney Bentall , Tuesday, January 15th at Collingwood’s Crow Bar

• Tuesday, January 15th, Collingwood’s Crow Bar & Variety welcomes Juno Award winning musician, Barney Bentall • After a layoff from recording on his own, Barney Bentall returns with his finest, most powerful, incisive album to date: The Drifter &

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday,January 8th, 2019

Jim’s doctor tells him he only has one day to live. When Jim goes home, he shares the news with his wife. She asks him what he wants to do with the little time he has left. “All I want,”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, January 1st, 2018

John asks his buddy Mike one day “Hey Mike, do you know what a pie costs in Jamaica?” “Pie?” Mike says, “What kind of pie?’ “Any kind,” Pat says, “Apple pie, beef pie, you name it!” “I have no idea.’

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, December 25th, 2018

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down from

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Joke of the Day, Tuesday, December 11th, 2018

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, “Jesús is watching

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, December 4th, 2018

After a job interview at a mirror manufacturing company, a woman met up with her friend to tell her how it went. When her pal inquired about the questions she was asked, she answered, “They asked me why I wanted

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