Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of…
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of…
A suggestible and impulsive young lady took up the dare and boldly boarded the plane for her first attempt at sky diving. Donning her parachute and waving away advice from more experienced skydivers on board, she boldly plunged out into…
A guy is walking his dogs when another guy says nice dogs what are their names. The guy replies “Rolex and Omega”. “Rolex and Omega?” asks the other guy. “Yes… they’re watch dogs.”
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the…
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal…
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d want to have with dinner
And the Lord said unto John, “come forth and you will receive eternal life!’ John came fifth and won a toaster!
• ‘Tis the Season to enjoy classic Christmas movies at the Marsh Street Centre, 187 Marsh Street, Clarksburg! • And on December 20th – it’s ‘Love Actually’ • Tickets are $10 per show and are available online at www.MarshStreetCentre.com •…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied. “But where was I…
• ‘Tis the Season to enjoy classic Christmas movies at the Marsh Street Centre, 187 Marsh Street, Clarksburg! • Thursday, December 20th – it’s ‘Love Actually’. • Tickets are $10 per show and are available online at www.MarshStreetCentre.com • Doors…
• ‘Tis the Season to enjoy classic Christmas movies at the Marsh Street Centre, 187 Marsh Street, Clarksburg! • Thursday, December 13th – the movie ‘Elf’ will be featured • And on December 20th – it’s ‘Love Actually’ • Tickets…
My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.