A guy is walking his dogs when another guy says nice dogs what are their names. The guy replies “Rolex and Omega”. “Rolex and Omega?” asks the other guy. “Yes… they’re watch dogs.”

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the…

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal…