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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, August 2nd, 2018

Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember a Hurricane that swept through. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing, the horizontal

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, July 26th, 2018

A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, July 19th, 2018

A police officer came to my house. He asked me where I was between 5 & 6. He seemed rather irritated when I answered “kindergarten”.

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, July 12th, 2018

An avid fisherman was fishing from the shore of a tranquil lake when a game warden approached him and asked, “Hey there, have you not read the sign? It clearly says “NO FISHING“. The warden then approached the sign to

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, July 5th, 2018

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his head, “Not good, I can’t pay my bills, my health

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 28th, 2018

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 21st, 2018

A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news. ‘I’m sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today’. ‘Oh my god!’ replied Mary, ‘What happened?!’ ‘He drowned in a vat of Guinness Stout’ said

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Longest Day Of Play In Meaford, Thursday, June 21st

• The Municipality of Meaford will be celebrating the Longest Day of Play and Eat Together Day in partnership with Bill’s Valu-Mart from 5:30 pm to 8:30 pm. Head over to the Blue Dolphin Pool, Thursday June 21st, for a

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 14th, 2018

Frank and Bill had been friends for 50 years and to celebrate they went to a local pub. When the bartender announced “last call” they realized they had celebrated a little TOO much and wisely decided to walk home. They

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 7th, 2018

Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large brown bear. Immediately, they both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack, and pulled out a

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John Tesh and “Intelligence For Your Life”, Today At 10 On the Jewel 99.3

John Tesh makes you the smartest person in the room. Listen to John for “Intelligence For Your Life”, weekday mornings at 10. A couple of topics he’ll be discussing in the first hour… the popularity of pressure-washing videos (seriously) ..

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, May 24th, 2018

My wife found a twenty dollar bill in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities…. For money laundering.

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, May 17th, 2018

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ah, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”

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Thursday Flicks At The Meaford Hall, May 17th

• Thursday, May 17th, at 4 pm, the Meaford Hall presents Thursday Flicks with the film “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” at the Meaford Hall • “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” is a darkly comic drama from Academy Award nominee

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Spring Author Talks: Jennifer Robson at the Collingwood Public Library, Thursday, May 10th

• Come to the Collingwood Public Library for the Spring 2018 Author Talks, Thursday, May 10th at 7 pm, with Author Jennifer Robson as she discusses her novel “Goodnight from London”. • Jennifer Robson presents her latest historical novel about

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