A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news. ‘I’m sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today’. ‘Oh my god!’ replied Mary, ‘What happened?!’ ‘He drowned in a vat of Guinness Stout’ said…
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Longest Day Of Play In Meaford, Thursday, June 21st
• The Municipality of Meaford will be celebrating the Longest Day of Play and Eat Together Day in partnership with Bill’s Valu-Mart from 5:30 pm to 8:30 pm. Head over to the Blue Dolphin Pool, Thursday June 21st, for a…
Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 14th, 2018
Frank and Bill had been friends for 50 years and to celebrate they went to a local pub. When the bartender announced “last call” they realized they had celebrated a little TOO much and wisely decided to walk home. They…
Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 7th, 2018
Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large brown bear. Immediately, they both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack, and pulled out a…
John Tesh and “Intelligence For Your Life”, Today At 10 On the Jewel 99.3
John Tesh makes you the smartest person in the room. Listen to John for “Intelligence For Your Life”, weekday mornings at 10. A couple of topics he’ll be discussing in the first hour… the popularity of pressure-washing videos (seriously) ..…
Joke Of The Day, Thursday, May 24th, 2018
My wife found a twenty dollar bill in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities…. For money laundering.
Joke Of The Day, Thursday, May 17th, 2018
A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ah, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”
Thursday Flicks At The Meaford Hall, May 17th
• Thursday, May 17th, at 4 pm, the Meaford Hall presents Thursday Flicks with the film “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” at the Meaford Hall • “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” is a darkly comic drama from Academy Award nominee…
Spring Author Talks: Jennifer Robson at the Collingwood Public Library, Thursday, May 10th
• Come to the Collingwood Public Library for the Spring 2018 Author Talks, Thursday, May 10th at 7 pm, with Author Jennifer Robson as she discusses her novel “Goodnight from London”. • Jennifer Robson presents her latest historical novel about…
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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, May 10th, 2018
Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt because of her age. “You need to come in and fill out the exemption…
Spring Author Talks: Jennifer Robson, Thursday, May 10th
• Come to the Collingwood Public Library for the Spring 2018 Author Talks, Thursday, May 10th at 7 pm, with Author Jennifer Robson as she discusses her novel “Goodnight from London”. • Jennifer Robson presents her latest historical novel about…
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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, May 3rd, 2018
One day a princess was sitting in the garden when a frog approached her and told her that if she would kiss him, he would turn into a handsome prince. After a few moments of thought the princess told him…
Heart And Stroke – An Evening Of Conversation at the Inn on the Bay, Owen Sound, Thursday, April 26th
• On Thursday April 26th at 6 pm, attend an evening of conversation at the Inn on the Bay, 1800 2nd Ave East, Owen Sound. Four guest women speakers from Grey Bruce share their struggles, insights and accomplishments all in…
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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, April 26th
What did the Zero say to number 8? ‘I Love Your Belt’ It does wonders for you
Heart And Stroke – An Evening Of Conversation, Thursday, April 26th In Owen Sound
• On Thursday April 26th at 6 pm, attend an evening of conversation at the Inn On the Bay, 1800 2nd Ave East, Owen Sound, where four guest women speakers from Grey Bruce share their struggles, insights and accomplishments all…
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Czech It Out’s Georgian Bay Coyote Track Club Fundraiser
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Stayner ArtFest
July 14 @ 10:00 am - 4:00 pm
