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Joke Of The Day, Monday, September 3rd, 2018

I told my doctor that I wasn’t able to do all the things around the house like I use to do. Well in plain English the doctor replied “here’s what’s wrong with you, you’re just lazy”. The man says “okay,

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, August 30th, 2018

One hot day I decided to ride my bicycle to buy a bottle of rum. I put it gingerly into the bicycle carrier and then thought to myself if I fall of my bike I will break the bottle. So

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, August 29th, 2018

I called an old classmate and asked what he was doing. He replied that he was working on”Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment.” I was impressed… Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, August 28th, 2018

Two dim-witted brothers looking for work, were both called in for a job interview. The older brother went in first and after several questions was ask one final question by the interviewer. Can you please use the word “great” in

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, August 27th, 2018

A Koala bear applies for a job with the circus, but doesn’t get job. He asks, why didn’t I get the job? I have all the Koalafications.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday August 24th, 2018

A man was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across as an intimidating showman. After several questions, he asked, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?” There was an awkward silence. All of a

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday August 23rd, 2018

Most men are like bank accounts… When they don’t have a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday August 22nd, 2018

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, this joke is pointless.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday August 21st, 2018

“You admit having broken into the dress shop two times?” asked the judge. “Yes,” answered the suspect. “And what did you steal?” “A dress, your Honor,” he replied. “One dress?” echoed the judge. “But you admit breaking in twice!” “Yes,

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, August 20th, 2018

A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father.” “Then who’s that man who lives with

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, August 17th, 2018

It was a very emotional wedding… Even the cake was in tiers!

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday August 16th, 2018

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘innocent’ to ‘guilty’ of the

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, August 15th, 2018

The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. “I was young, married and out of work,” he lectured. “I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold it

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, August 14th, 2018

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, August 13th, 2018

Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snowbank

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