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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, October 25th, 2018

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, October 24th, 2018

Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.” The second man said, “I want someone to say I

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018

Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog.” Doctor: “Lie down on the couch and I’ll examine you.” Patient: “I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture.”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, October 22nd, 2018

A flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the over-sized

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, October 19th, 2018

What kind of suit does a lawyer wear? A lawsuit

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, October 18th, 2018

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall… He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” The guard asked, “What his name?” “Grandpa” The guard smiled, then asked , What’s he like?” The little boy

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Joke of the Day, Wednesday, October 17th, 2018

A woman in labor suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday October 16th, 2018

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the skunk , raccoon and possum it could be done!!!

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Joke of the Day, Monday, October 15th, 2018

At a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison choir would be singing the following evening. I wasn’t aware there was a prison in the vicinity, so I looked forward to hearing them. The next evening, I was

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, October 12th, 2018

Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says that he can stop at any time!

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, October 11th, 2018

Two atoms bump into each other. One says “I’ve lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, October 10th, 2018

A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just shut up.”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, October 9th, 2018

A man and an Ostrich walk into a restaurant They sit down and order: ‘I’d like a hamburger, fries and a Coke,’ says the man, then turns towards the ostrich. ‘And you?’ ‘The same’, says the ostrich. A few minutes

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, October 8th, 2018

The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. “Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes,” answered

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Joke Of The Day, October 5th, 2018

Tom was describing a thirty pound bass that he caught recently after fighting for it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story by saying “Wait a minute I saw a picture of that fish you’re lucky if it even weighed

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