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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 21st, 2018

A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news. ‘I’m sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today’. ‘Oh my god!’ replied Mary, ‘What happened?!’ ‘He drowned in a vat of Guinness Stout’ said

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, June 20th, 2018

My wife asked me to take her somewhere expensive last night… so I took her to a gas station.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, June 19th, 2018

A policeman on a motorcycle pulls over a car. ‘What’s up?’ says the driver. ‘Looks like your wife was left at a gas station three miles back,’ says the policeman. ‘Thank goodness for that,’ says the driver. ‘I thought I’d

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, June 18th, 2018

At a wedding, a little boy asks his mother “why is the girl dressed all in white?” His mother answers, “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, June 15th, 2018

“OLD” IS WHEN … Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 14th, 2018

Frank and Bill had been friends for 50 years and to celebrate they went to a local pub. When the bartender announced “last call” they realized they had celebrated a little TOO much and wisely decided to walk home. They

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, June 13th, 2018

I was sitting with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, “I love you so much, you know. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” I said, “Is that you or

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, June 12th, 2018

I went to see my doctor this morning. “Someone decided to graffiti my house last night!” I raged. “So why are you telling me?” the doctor asked. “I can’t understand the writing,” I replied. “Was it you?”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, June 11th, 2018

A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, June 8th, 2018

At a Catholic elementary school the children were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun had written a note and posted on the apple tray: “Take

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 7th, 2018

Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large brown bear. Immediately, they both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack, and pulled out a

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, June 6th, 2018

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the counter clerk: “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk responds: “Well, he came in here this morning to

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, June 5th, 2018

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, “Give me one last request, dear,” he said. “Of course, John,” his wife said softly. “Six months after I die,” John said, “I want you to marry Bob.” “But I thought you

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, June 4th, 2018

A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said “Call for backup!”

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Joke Of The Day, May 25th, 2018

Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”

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