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Joke Of The Day, Thursday August 16th, 2018

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘innocent’ to ‘guilty’ of the

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, August 15th, 2018

The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive. “I was young, married and out of work,” he lectured. “I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold it

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, August 14th, 2018

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, August 13th, 2018

Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snowbank

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Joke Of The Day, Friday August 10th, 2018

Three mice are sitting at a table in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse turns to the second mouse and says, “When I see a mousetrap,

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday August 9th, 2018

What kind of phone does an optometrist have? An “Eye Phone”!

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, August 8th, 2018

A customer in a New York restaurant gushed to the chef, “Your veal parmigiana is superb! I spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I had over there.” “Naturally,” the chef said. “Over there, they use

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, August 7th, 2018

A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, August 6th, 2018

What is the difference between golf and politics? In golf, you can’t improve your lie.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday August 3rd, 2018

A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, August 2nd, 2018

Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember a Hurricane that swept through. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing, the horizontal

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, August 1st, 2018

There was an English language competition. 200 persons participated. The task was to write in one sentence about Peacefulness, Happiness & Calmness…… The Award Winner has written……, “My wife is sleeping”.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday July 31st, 2018

A customer walks into a dress shop and ask, “May I try on that dress in the window?” The salesperson replies, “We prefer you use the dressing rooms.”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, July 30th, 2018

A Patient said to a friend: “I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory.” Friend: “What did he do?” Patient: “He made me pay him in advance.”

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, July 27th, 2018

Why did the bank manager quit his job? Because he lost interest.

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