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Joke Of The Day, Friday, April 20th, 2018

The BBC organized a contest where contestants were challenged to write something where feelings of suspense, curiosity, apprehension, peace, tranquility, anger, violence, anxiety, pleasantness and happiness are expressed in one short sentence. The winning entry was: MY WIFE IS NOT

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, April 19th, 2018

What did the musician name his daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, April 18, 2018

A weasel walks into a bar The bartender looks up and say’s “Wow, in all my years tending bar, I’ve never had a weasel stop by ….. what can I get you ?? “Pop” … goes the weasel

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, April 17, 2018

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, April 16th, 2018

Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. “God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany.” “Fred,” said his father, “Why do you want Hamburg to be the

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, April 13th

The man said “Doc, I think I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replied “ Sorry I don’t follow you…”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, April 12th

A guy goes for a haircut, so the barber starts to ask him questions about his mother-in-law. “How is your mother-in-law?” “Fine”, says the guy. Few snips of hair and another question; “What is your mother-in-law’s favourite colour?” asks the

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, April 11th

A friend’s toddler was holding her new baby doll and asked, “Where baby come from?” Dad took a deep breath and began a long complicated biological explanation. Mom interrupted him and said, “Walmart.”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday April 9th

A woman called the airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board on her flight the following day. “Sure,” they said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” They further explained that the kennel needed

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, March 13th

What do you get when you cross a shamrock and a jogger?? Answer: a run of good luck!

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, March 12th

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, March 9th

Out in space, two aliens are talking to each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.” The second alien asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien says, “I

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, March 8th

Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d want to have with dinner.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, March 7th

It was a tiny mountain in a remote section of West Virginia, and its first ever divorce came to the county courthouse. Custody of the children was the problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, March 6th

John asks his buddy Mike one day “Hey Mike, do you know what a pie costs in Jamaica?” “Pie?” Mike says, “What kind of pie?’ “Any kind,” Pat says, “Apple pie, beef pie, you name it!” “I have no idea.’

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