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Joke Of The Day, Friday, February 22nd, 2019

A mathematician, physicist, and an economist were in a boat crash off an inhabited island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roast beef, they start debating how to open the can

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Man: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack. I don’t have a mansion like Russell. I don’t have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, February 20th, 2019

A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket. “I’ve lost my wife somewhere,” he says. “Do you mind if I talk to you for a moment?” “Okay,” replies the woman. “But how’s that going to help you find your

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, February 19th, 2019

A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your dog was really into the

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, February 18th, 2019

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, February 15th, 2019

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after day for

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday February 14th, 2019

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There’ll be no coffin at his funeral.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday February 13th, 2019

Deja moo is the feeling you’ve heard this bull before

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, February 12th, 2019

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests, and second wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. “Walmart” the preacher exclaimed “why Walmart?”. “Well then I’ll be sure my daughters visit twice

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, February 11th, 2019

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter – ten men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t the rope would break and the inevitable

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, February 8th, 2019

Two astronauts were whiling away some time before a big space launch when one of them said, “I’m really hungry.” Upon hearing this the second one quipped, “So am I. I guess it must be launch time!”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, February 7th, 2019

Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, February 6th, 2019

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, February 5th, 2019

A woman comes home, screeching her car into the driveway and runs into the house. “Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!” Excited, the husband says “Oh my God, what should I pack, beach stuff or ski stuff?”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, February 4th, 2019

The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!’ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No, I couldn’t tell…

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