On the opening day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male quarters to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.
Are there any questions?”
An older retired Air Force Sargent stood up in the crowd and inquired: “How much for a season pass?
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