June 28, 2016 – Jewel Joke Of The Day


On the opening day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:

“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male quarters to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”  He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.  Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?”

An older retired Air Force Sargent stood up in the crowd and inquired:   “How much for a season pass?

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