Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, June 5th, 2018

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, “Give me one last request, dear,” he said.
“Of course, John,” his wife said softly.
“Six months after I die,” John said, “I want you to marry Bob.”
“But I thought you hated Bob,” she said.
With his last breath John said, “I do!”

Posted in Jeff, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

+ Follow Us

Upcoming Events

  1. Scarecrow Building Workshop

    August 15 @ 9:00 am - 12:00 pm
  2. Movie Nights at the Marsh

    August 15 @ 7:30 pm - 10:30 pm
  3. Bring Your Own Vinyl Dance Party

    August 17 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
  4. Thornbury Summer Antiques & Vintage Show and Sale

    August 18 @ 10:00 am - August 19 @ 4:00 pm
  5. Friends of the Meaford Library Summer Concert Series

    August 19 @ 7:30 pm - 9:00 pm

+ On-Air & Shows