Joke Of The Day, Friday, February 22nd, 2019

A mathematician, physicist, and an economist were in a boat crash off an inhabited island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roast beef, they start debating how to open the can without a can opener. The mathematician suggests to drop the can from a cliff to open it. The physicist proposed to heat the can on a bon fire, the economist said let’s suppose the can is open.

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