Blog Archives

Joke Of The Day, Tuesday December 18th, 2018

A boss announces to his staff: “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!” A voice in the background says: “I’m offering 200!”

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: ,

Joke Of The Day, Monday, December 17th, 2018

My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke Of The Day, Friday, December 14th, 2018

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke Of The Day, Thursday, December 13th, 2018

My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke of the Day, Wednesday, Dec 12th, 2018

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens. “How did you do that?” he asked. “We

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke of the Day, Tuesday, December 11th, 2018

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, “Jesús is watching

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke Of The Day, Monday, December 10th, 2018

What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? Answer: A beer in each hand.

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke Of The Day, Friday, December 7th, 2018

Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke Of The Day, Thursday, December, 6th, 2018

My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.” Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook: “I’m using rubber.”

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , , ,

Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, December, 5th, 2018

Q. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A. A pineapple!

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , , ,

Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, December 4th, 2018

After a job interview at a mirror manufacturing company, a woman met up with her friend to tell her how it went. When her pal inquired about the questions she was asked, she answered, “They asked me why I wanted

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , , ,

Joke Of The Day, Monday, December 3rd, 2018

A wife told her husband to whisper her dirty things. The man then replied, “The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room.”

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke Of The Day, Friday, November 30th, 2018

What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke Of The Day, Thursday, November 29th, 2018

Question: What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed? Answer: Cookie sheets

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, November 28th, 2018

A couple were Christmas shopping. The mall was packed, and as the wife walked around she was shocked to discover her husband was nowhere to be found. She was quite upset, still had lots to do and she became so

Posted in Gary Gamble, Joke of the Day Tagged with: , ,

Jewel 99.3 @iHeart Radio

+ Follow Us

Upcoming Events

  1. Collingwood Art on the Street

    May 18 - October 12
  2. Keys to Collingwood

    August 3 - September 2
  3. St. George’s Anglican Church FREE Barbecue Corn Roast

    August 24 @ 5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
  4. Shoreline Chorus – Something Old, New, Borrowed, Blue

    August 24 @ 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
  5. Sean McCann of Great Big Sea

    August 30 @ 8:00 pm

+ On-Air & Shows