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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold the flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby…..Little Connor was

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, November 20th, 2018

You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, November 19th, 2018

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, November 16th, 2018

At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lotto.” “I’d take my half and leave you” she says. “Great”, he says. “Here’s $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch.”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, November 15th, 2018

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, November 14th

Sally asked her mother “Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?” Her mother looked over to her husband and said “No, sometimes they start with, ‘Honey I was delayed at the office’.”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, November 13th, 2018

A weasel wakes into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says ‘what can I get you to drink?’ “Pop’ goes the weasel.

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, November 12th, 2018

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?”. I said: “No, it doesn’t”.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, November 9th, 2018

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words ‘complete’ and ‘finished’ in a way that’s so easy to understand: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there is an

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, November 8th, 2018

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger were each invited to a costume party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer. Stallone noted, “Yo – I think I’m gonna go dressed

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, November 7th, 2018

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, November 6th, 2018

Why should you never marry a tennis player? Answer: Love means nothing to them.

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, November 5th, 2018

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, but the barkeep said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve mushrooms.” The mushroom replies, “Why? I’m a fun guy!”

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, November 2nd, 2018

A man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart” Is this her first child? asks the Doctor. “No” he shouts, “ this is her husband”.

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