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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, January 31st, 2019

A suggestible and impulsive young lady took up the dare and boldly boarded the plane for her first attempt at sky diving. Donning her parachute and waving away advice from more experienced skydivers on board, she boldly plunged out into

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, January 30th, 2019

Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, “ Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, January 29th, 2019

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, January 28th, 2019

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, January 25th, 2018

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, January 24th, 2018

A guy is walking his dogs when another guy says nice dogs what are their names. The guy replies “Rolex and Omega”. “Rolex and Omega?” asks the other guy. “Yes… they’re watch dogs.”

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, January 23rd, 2018

John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and she was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be ready in a few minutes,” she said.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, January 22nd, 2018

A woman called the airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board on her flight the following day. “Sure,” they said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” They further explained that the kennel needed

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, January 21st, 2018

I called my friend I had not seen for quite a while and I asked him how he was doing, what was he up to. He replied that he was working on the aqua thermal treatment of ceramic, glass, aluminum

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Joke of the Day, Friday, January 18th, 2019

A husband and wife are having twins, however the husband is out of town. So he calls the brother to please take his wife to the hospital . The wife has the babies and the nurse asked the brother have

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, January 17th, 2019

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, January 15th, 2019

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, January 14th, 2018

Two hunters, Otis and Elmer, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, January 11th, 2019

An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable. His wife says: “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?” The farmer does. Two weeks later the dog is still missing. “What did you put in the paper?”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, January 10th, 2019

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal

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