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Joke Of The Day, Friday, September 28th, 2018

A customer walks into the butcher’s shop and says to the butcher, “Hey, I bet you 50 bucks you can’t reach the meat on the top shelf!” The butcher looks at him and replies, “Yeah, guess you’re right. The steaks

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday September 27th, 2018

I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the Police and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, “Yes .. Pump number six.”

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, September 26th, 2018

Dan: “How did you like the ballet?” Frank: “I don’t understand all that toe dancing. Why don’t they just get taller girls?”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, September 25th, 2018

Husband says: “Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my right

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, September 24th, 2018

A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made the photo into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, September 21st, 2018

Doctor: “You’re in good health. You’ll live to be 80.” Patient: “But, doctor, I am 80 right now.” Doctor: “See, what did I tell you?”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, September 20th, 2018

A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach… His condition is now stable.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, September 19th, 2018

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino’s holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings. “I haven’t ordered any pizza,” I said. “This must be a mistake.”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, September 18th, 2018

An older man was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked him up and down and

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, September 17th, 2018

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? He didn’t, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, September 14th, 2018

A gentlemen is just finished his first hole of golf at a super swanky golf resort. He says boastfully to his caddy that his doctor says he can’t play golf. The caddy sarcastically replied: “ Oh.. he’s played with you

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, September 13th, 2018

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact: “Mary..Mary…..” “Is

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, September 12th, 2018

Why are most people eating Snails these days? Because they don’t like fast food.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday , September 11th, 2018

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, September 10th, 2018

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday, a friend of his said “I thought she wanted one of those sporty SUV’S.” She did he replied “where the heck are you going to find a fake

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