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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, January 17th, 2019

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, January 15th, 2019

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, January 14th, 2018

Two hunters, Otis and Elmer, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, January 11th, 2019

An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable. His wife says: “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?” The farmer does. Two weeks later the dog is still missing. “What did you put in the paper?”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, January 10th, 2019

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, January 9th, 2019

A woman walked into work and was greeted by her boss. They made small talk, and as he headed to his office, he said, “Have a great day.” She thanked him and took off toward the exit. When he asked

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday,January 8th, 2019

Jim’s doctor tells him he only has one day to live. When Jim goes home, he shares the news with his wife. She asks him what he wants to do with the little time he has left. “All I want,”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, January 7th, 2019

A woman in labour suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry”, said the doc, “those are just contractions”.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, January 4th, 2018

Out in space, two aliens are talking to each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons”. The second alien asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien says, “I

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, January 3rd, 2018

Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d want to have with dinner

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, January 1st, 2018

John asks his buddy Mike one day “Hey Mike, do you know what a pie costs in Jamaica?” “Pie?” Mike says, “What kind of pie?’ “Any kind,” Pat says, “Apple pie, beef pie, you name it!” “I have no idea.’

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, December 31st, 2018

A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?” The husband replies: “Are

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, December 27th, 2018

And the Lord said unto John, “come forth and you will receive eternal life!’ John came fifth and won a toaster!

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, December 26th, 2018

A man in Ontario calls his son in Calgary two days before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, December 25th, 2018

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down from

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