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Joke Of The Day, Friday, November 16th, 2018

At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lotto.” “I’d take my half and leave you” she says. “Great”, he says. “Here’s $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch.”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, November 15th, 2018

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, November 14th

Sally asked her mother “Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?” Her mother looked over to her husband and said “No, sometimes they start with, ‘Honey I was delayed at the office’.”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, November 13th, 2018

A weasel wakes into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says ‘what can I get you to drink?’ “Pop’ goes the weasel.

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, November 12th, 2018

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?”. I said: “No, it doesn’t”.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, November 9th, 2018

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words ‘complete’ and ‘finished’ in a way that’s so easy to understand: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there is an

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, November 8th, 2018

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger were each invited to a costume party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer. Stallone noted, “Yo – I think I’m gonna go dressed

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, November 7th, 2018

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, November 6th, 2018

Why should you never marry a tennis player? Answer: Love means nothing to them.

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, November 5th, 2018

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, but the barkeep said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve mushrooms.” The mushroom replies, “Why? I’m a fun guy!”

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, November 2nd, 2018

A man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart” Is this her first child? asks the Doctor. “No” he shouts, “ this is her husband”.

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, November 1st, 2018

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, October 31st, 2018

Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude’s house and guy had toilets made of pure gold!” “No way!” “Yes

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, October 30th, 2018

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously. “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, October 29th, 2018

A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father.” “Then who’s that man who lives with

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