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Joke Of The Day, May 25th, 2018

Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, May 24th, 2018

My wife found a twenty dollar bill in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities…. For money laundering.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV. When I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen ask… “What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?” I said, “Thank you, dear, I think I’ll

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, May 22nd, 2018

The heart Surgeon was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.” The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.” The heart specialist said,

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, May 18th, 2018

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade , listing every problem they ever had in the 15years they’ve been married. She

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, May 17th, 2018

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ah, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, May 16th, 2018

Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you $300. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, May 15th, 2018

Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you’re up all night.

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, May 14th, 2018

Did you hear about the “little” psychic who broke out of jail? Police and the authorities are looking for a small medium at large!!

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, May 11th, 2018

In all the years they were alive, Sammy Davis Jr., and Ella Fitzgerald never recorded an album together. Do you know why? Because it would have been called “Sam an’ Ella.”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, May 10th, 2018

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt because of her age. “You need to come in and fill out the exemption

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, May 9th, 2018

Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? Rumor has it .. they met on the web.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, May 8th, 2018

Q: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks? A: In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, May 7th, 2018

A drunk guy started a fight with some others and was taken to jail, the next day he went before a Judge. The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?” The man said, “Here and there.” The judge asked

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, May 4th, 2018

A woman read that there was a special medicine available overseas that if one took a few drops daily they became younger, She called her son overseas and asked him to send it to her and the son did. After

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