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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, July 18th, 2018

A sign posted on the door of a local dental office read: “We do Fillings, Cleanings and Extractions ONLY! That’s the TOOTH, the whole TOOTH, and nothing but the TOOTH… so help me God.”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, July 17th, 2018

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the girl.

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, July 16th, 2018

A man and his wife were walking by a lovely looking restaurant and his wife excitingly said “What a gorgeous smell coming from this restaurant!” Being kind hearted he agreed with her and he thought! “What the heck, I’ll treat

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, July 13th, 2018

There’s a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, July 12th, 2018

An avid fisherman was fishing from the shore of a tranquil lake when a game warden approached him and asked, “Hey there, have you not read the sign? It clearly says “NO FISHING“. The warden then approached the sign to

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, July 11th, 2018

What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?” “Cool music!”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, July 10th, 2018

The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, “Is that in the key of L?” Puzzled, the employee says, “Key of L? I’m not really sure?” The boss replies, “Well it sure sounds

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, July 9th, 2018

A young boy was looking through some old family photos, and asked his mother “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?” “That’s your father” the mother replied. Boy: “Then who’s that

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, July 6th, 2018

Great news, Mr. Bradley,” the psychiatrist reported. “After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You’ll never be trapped by the desire to steal again.” “Gee, that’s great, Doc,” the patient replied.

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, July 5th, 2018

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his head, “Not good, I can’t pay my bills, my health

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, July 4th, 2018

Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don’t know how to swipe their card through the ATM card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having to explain how it’s

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, July 3rd, 2018

What did one hat say to the other hat? “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead”.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, June 29th, 2018

What does a dalmatian say when scratching an itch? “Ah, that’s the spot!”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, June 28th, 2018

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, June 27th, 2018

I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. “I’m

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