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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, September 20th, 2018

A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach… His condition is now stable.

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, September 19th, 2018

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino’s holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings. “I haven’t ordered any pizza,” I said. “This must be a mistake.”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, September 18th, 2018

An older man was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked him up and down and

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, September 17th, 2018

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? He didn’t, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, September 14th, 2018

A gentlemen is just finished his first hole of golf at a super swanky golf resort. He says boastfully to his caddy that his doctor says he can’t play golf. The caddy sarcastically replied: “ Oh.. he’s played with you

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, September 13th, 2018

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact: “Mary..Mary…..” “Is

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, September 12th, 2018

Why are most people eating Snails these days? Because they don’t like fast food.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday , September 11th, 2018

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, September 10th, 2018

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday, a friend of his said “I thought she wanted one of those sporty SUV’S.” She did he replied “where the heck are you going to find a fake

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, September 7th, 2018

Husband: “Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?” Wife: “Is that what I do?”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, September 6th, 2018

As a funeral procession was making its way along the hilly roads, at one point the rear door of the hearse came open and the casket on the dolley rolled out. The casket rolled down the hilly roads, through numerous

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, September 5th, 2018

Three old guys were out walking. First one said, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one said, “No, it’s Thursday!” The third one said, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer!”

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, September 4th, 2018

What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, September 3rd, 2018

I told my doctor that I wasn’t able to do all the things around the house like I use to do. Well in plain English the doctor replied “here’s what’s wrong with you, you’re just lazy”. The man says “okay,

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, August 30th, 2018

One hot day I decided to ride my bicycle to buy a bottle of rum. I put it gingerly into the bicycle carrier and then thought to myself if I fall of my bike I will break the bottle. So

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