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Joke Of The Day, Monday, December 3rd, 2018

What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? Answer: A beer in each hand.

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, December 7th, 2018

Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, December, 6th, 2018

My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.” Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook: “I’m using rubber.”

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, December, 5th, 2018

Q. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A. A pineapple!

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, December 4th, 2018

After a job interview at a mirror manufacturing company, a woman met up with her friend to tell her how it went. When her pal inquired about the questions she was asked, she answered, “They asked me why I wanted

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Joke Of The Day, Monday, December 3rd, 2018

A wife told her husband to whisper her dirty things. The man then replied, “The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room.”

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, November 30th, 2018

What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, November 29th, 2018

Question: What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed? Answer: Cookie sheets

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, November 28th, 2018

A couple were Christmas shopping. The mall was packed, and as the wife walked around she was shocked to discover her husband was nowhere to be found. She was quite upset, still had lots to do and she became so

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, November 27th, 2018

“When I signed up to the weight watchers website they asked me to accept cookies… Really ?? is it a test? ”

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Joke Of The Day, Monday November 26th, 2018

“Christmas is almost a month away. I do most of my shopping online. But I hire someone to honk and scream obscenities at me while I’m doing it so I get the whole holiday shopping experience.”

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Joke Of The Day, Friday, November 23rd, 2018

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars.” “Why does the parrot cost so much?”

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Joke Of The Day, Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold the flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby…..Little Connor was

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Joke Of The Day, Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Joke Of The Day, Tuesday, November 20th, 2018

You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

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